There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to do it over. #MurphysLaw
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You never run out of medical kits. Unless your mercs get hurt. #MurphysLaw
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Interchangeable parts aren't. #MurphysLaw
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Important letters that contain no errors will develop errors in the mail. #MurphysLaw
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The library will close 5 minutes before you remember that you left your book bag inside. It will be Saturday, and it won't open until Monday. Your half-finished term paper (due Monday morning) and all your research, will be inside. #MurphysLaw
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The amount of time taken to successfully complete a software project is in direct proportion to the amount of Marketing input. Marketing should not be located in the same city - much less on the same campus - as Engineering and/or Programming. #MurphysLaw
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A retreating enemy is probably just falling back and regrouping. #MurphysLaw
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If at all possible, avoid any edible item that fire fighters prepare. #MurphysLaw
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Progress is only made on alternate Tuesdays. #MurphysLaw
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If enough data is collected, a board of inquiry can prove anything. #MurphysLaw
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Format C: fixes all. #MurphysLaw
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Clarinet squeaks always occur in the most exposed sections of the music. #MurphysLaw
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A spoon placed in the sink will locate to maximize splash from the faucet. #MurphysLaw
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All computers are biased against cowboys and will always dump whatever it was you were saving for CAS work; Bill designed them that way. #MurphysLaw
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The time it takes to respond to an emergency is inversely proportional to the importance of the call. #MurphysLaw
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Any alternate fingerings taught will be promptly forgotten. #MurphysLaw
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The terms Protective Armor and Helicopter are mutually exclusive. #MurphysLaw
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The self-importance of a superior is inversely proportional to his position in the hierarchy (as is his deviousness and mischievousness). #MurphysLaw
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You never have fire support in heavy firefight but you always have it on a silent recon mission. #MurphysLaw
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Interchangeable tapes won't. #MurphysLaw
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Politics and religion don't mix well #MurphysLaw
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Thousands of Veterans earned medals for bravery every day. A few were even awarded. #MurphysLaw
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Flash suppressors don't really. #MurphysLaw
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Heat-seeking missiles don't know the difference between friend and foe. #MurphysLaw
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If you fool around with a thing for very long you will screw it up. #MurphysLaw
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Everything always works in your home, everything always fails on location. #MurphysLaw
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Success in marriage isn't in marrying the right person, it's being the right person. #MurphysLaw
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Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder. #MurphysLaw
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The more pop-up screens you have, the more likely the boss will come by. #MurphysLaw
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Luck in dice rolls varies inversely with role-playing ability. #MurphysLaw
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