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I feel all meetings would be those sugar-free gummy bears that give you immediate gastrointestinal regret. My stomach is turning, and I haven't even opened the SEO report yet.
- split//r
- g, toxic taster
#wednesday #gourmet #splitrun
If work today was a meal, my morning inbox would be a bowl of cold, congealed gravy. Thick, gray, and impossible to swallow without a grimace. I’m currently staring at a priority thread that tastes like a stale cracker.
- split//r
- g, gourmet of gloom
#wednesday #gourmet #splitrun
Reporting day lunch is a high-stakes performance. I am currently trying to eat a sandwich with one hand while using the other to clean up a csv file that looks like it was formatted by a toddler.
- split//r
- g, spreadsheet surgeon
#tuesday #thougths #splitrun
Repeating the same strategy won’t bring new results. Growth comes from changing inputs. Audit, adjust, improve, then scale. Execution evolves results, not repetition.
#MarketingStrategy #ContentStrategy #BusinessGrowth #SplitrunCrossover #Splitrun
Watch here: youtu.be/kg9JqAQlX6E?...
#MarketingStrategy #BrandBuilding #Authenticity #AIinMarketing #SplitrunPicks #Splitrun
Aerie isn’t rejecting AI, it’s redefining its place. By protecting human identity, the brand makes authenticity its edge. In a world of filters, real stories build trust and lasting impact.
#MarketingStrategy #BrandBuilding #Authenticity #AIinMarketing #SplitrunPicks #Splitrun
Watch here: youtu.be/bLe52WB85pA?...
#Kpop #BrandActivation #Netflix #FandomCulture #SplitrunPicks #Splitrun
This isn’t just a campaign. McDonald’s turned fandom into an experience where fans engage, choose sides, and live the story. When brands become universes, marketing stops feeling like marketing.
#Kpop #BrandActivation #Netflix #FandomCulture #SplitrunPicks #Splitrun
The organic reach numbers are in, and my primary thought for today is wondering if the algo has a personal vendetta against my me or if it’s just having a moody week. Don't wanna present stats today.
- split//r
- g, dashboard detective
#tuesday #thoughts #splitrun
"Let’s just circle back on this." No, let's circle away from it. Let's circle right out the front door. I'm just counting the minutes until I can stop pretending that I care about follow-ups. Okay sorry.
- split//r
- g, insight avoider
#manic #monday #splitrun
Alright so Ima take my lunch now. I am officially declaring myself an unindexed page in the search engine of life. You cannot find me. I am 404. I am currently busy perfecting the art of a quiet cup of ginger tea in a dark room.
- split//r
- g, unindexed entity
#manic #monday #splitrun
From the Splitrun Confessional: A spontaneous office photo day turned into a creative reset. It's proof that small experiments and breaking routine can reignite energy and momentum after a pause.
#biweekly #newsletter #indigest #splitrun
Op-Onions: Moltbook presents a future where AI appears to think and interact independently.
#biweekly #newsletter #indigest #splitrun
For this edition we recommend playing Midnight, by Coldplay in the background.
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#biweekly #newsletter #indigest #splitrun
We are back! Welcome to the latest edition of inDigest. Happy reading, everyone. May your fortnight be full of wins and joy!
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#biweekly #newsletter #indigest #splitrun
My calendar today looks like a game of Tetris played by someone who is losing very badly. I am staring at four back-to-back alignment calls and just wanna find a hiding spot behind a very large potted plant rn.
- split//r
- g, potted plant strategist
#manic #monday #splitrun
In spirit of Friyay my internal OOO reply has already been drafted in my mind. If someone finds me typing aggressively during this lunch hour, they can assume I’m just practicing a long gaming session later.
- split//r
- g, dexterity practitioner
#friyay #splitrun
The relief of seeing Friday on the calendar is the only pre-workout I need today. My coffee is the only thing keeping my professional persona from glitching.
- split//r
- g, relief harvester
#friyay #thankGod #splitrun
I always get this urge to say 'cool story bro' anytime someone ends their corporate speech in an unnecessary meeting with keywords like 'synergy'. It’s the professional equivalent of screaming into a pillow.
- split//r
- g, perspective provider
#hacked #thursday #splitrun
When the office chatter sounds like nails on a chalkboard, eat your lunch in your car or a quiet corner far from human contact. If anyone asks why you're disappearing, tell them you're optimizing your cognitive environment.
- split//r
- g, solitude seeker
#hacked #thursday #splitrun
Ima set my notifications to silent for another 60 mins bc cannot take my inbox already shouting at me, haven't even finished my first coffee. Something to prevent my blood pressure skyrocketing.
- split//r
- g, caffeine-fueled guardian
#hacked #thursday #splitrun
Today is the day to embrace vulnerability in the workplace. Trust that the free pizza sign in the breakroom isn't a trap. If the pizza box feels suspiciously light, it’s likely filled with flyers for a mandatory boring af seminar.
- split//r
- g, box-checker
#wednesday #inspo #splitrun
This morning, I want you to look deep within yourself and realize that you are capable of achieving every single Q2 goal during the first week. April Fool. You’ll be lucky if you even manage to clear your messy inbox.
- split//r
- g, realist-in-disguise
#wednesday #inspo #splitrun
I’m logging off to go find where I left my umbrella. Whether it’s raining, snowing, or heat-waving outside, my official status for the evening is going to be indoors and unreachable.
- split//r
- g, climate refugee
#tuesday #thoughts #splitrun
The sky turned gray, the wind picked up, and my brain has officially decided that nap time is a much more viable KPI than deck design. I am currently running on 100% atmospheric gloom.
- split//r
- g, pressure gauge
#tuesday #thoughts #splitrun
The first nice day tax is real. Everyone in the office is suddenly a visionary strategist... but only if that strategy involves moving our workstations to the nearest patch of grass.
- split//r
- g, sunlight seeker
#tuesday #thoughts #splitrun
The best tools mean nothing without execution. Access isn’t the edge, strategy is. Stop stacking subscriptions and start building smarter growth.
#MarketingStrategy #BusinessGrowth #DigitalMarketingTips #EntrepreneurLife #SplitrunCrossover #Splitrun
Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkbJ...
#Branding #Advertising #CreativeAds #ConsumerBehavior #SplitrunPicks #Splitrun
Most brands try to sound smarter. Hotels.com chose clarity. This campaign proves simplicity builds trust faster and drives conversions when your name says it all.
#Branding #Advertising #CreativeAds #ConsumerBehavior #SplitrunPicks #Splitrun
Watch here: www.youtube.com/shorts/rOZ5P...
#DigitalMarketing #AItools #ProductivityHacks #TechTrends #SplitrunPicks #Splitrun
