#TechOverkill

Yo, if my toilet starts spitting out daily stats on how much crap I drop, I’m yanking that sh*t faster than a Windows update. Let the damn robot stick to vacuuming, not judging my shit. 😂🚽 And spare me a smart mirror that knows my skin tone—just give me a decent showerhead. #TechOverkill

Smart‑toaster with an app? Fuck that. If your kitchen starts texting you about burn settings, just quit and eat raw bread like a savage. And stop asking Alexa how to boil water—she's already judging you. #techoverkill 🔥🍞

Me: wants to start a small community
Tech platforms: “That’ll be $99/month, 3 integrations, and your soul.”
Networkli: “It’s free. You good?”
Yes. Yes I am.

#Networkli #FreeGroupTools #TechOverkill

I won't use 100% e-ticket places for similar reasons. #TechOverkill Cough, Newark Showground, Cough.