#blackwidower

Daily Simpsons quote.
Marge: Krusty, say something funny!
Krusty: Uh, gee, a joke, uuh…umm…eh ah funny, okay, this guy walks into a bar, he takes out a tiny piano, and a twelve inch pianist, oh, wait, I can't tell that one! Oh ho!
#thesimpsons #blackwidower #marge #krusty

Daily Simpsons quote.
Selma: [slaps Bob] You tried to kill me! I want a separation!
Sideshow Bob: [cops surround Bob] My best-laid plans have gang agley!
#thesimpsons #blackwidower #selma #sideshowbob

Daily Simpsons quote.
Selma: We're a package; love me, love MacGyver. I guess the wedding's off.
#thesimpsons #blackwidower #selma

Daily Simpsons quote.
Patty: Aunt Selma has this crazy obsession about not dying alone. So in desperation, she joined this prison pen-pal program. Her new sweetie's a jailbird.
Bart: Coooool! He can teach us how to kill a man with a lunchtray!
#thesimpsons #blackwidower #patty #bart

Daily Simpsons quote.
Bart: Chief Wiggum, think you have room in your jail for a two-time loser?
Chief Wiggum: Well, no, frankly. But that never stopped us before heh.
#thesimpsons #blackwidower #bart #chiefwiggum