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"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it by not dying." - Woody Allen - and many other quotes at 500ways.com/funny-quotes ( #quote, #WoodyAllen, #celebrityQuotes, #funnyQuotes, #immortality, #humor, #clever, #cleverQuotes, #comedy, #comedyQuotes)

Repeating the past means missing the present..

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Here’s a quote from Greg Dean to start your week! Tag a friend who needs to hear this 👇
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Quote of the day: Bill Burr. #QuoteOfTheDay #BillBurr #oneliners #ComedyQuotes

Mine first :

"The best place to fire a mortar launcher at the white house would be from the roof of the rockefeller-hewitt building because of minimal security and you'd have a clear line of sight to the president's bedroom."

It's by Trevor Moore! So funny. ✨💜 #comedyquotes