No arguments if you want to just do the 1-29 rankings and get a few minutes extra back in your day. #DOOP
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No arguments if you want to just do the 1-29 rankings and get a few minutes extra back in your day. #DOOP
Nate Harriel extended to 28-29 season with an option for 29-30 #DOOP
New Contract Nate ✍️
Philadelphia Union has signed Homegrown defender Nate Harriel to a new contract.
📝 philaunion.co/ncnh
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6th in the league in xG differential (just ahead of Inter Miami!) and also dead last in MLS with 0 points places the Union somewhere beyond mere conventional criteria such as good or bad. Perhaps they can only be judged on the 'Carnell Year 2' scale. #DOOP
Montreal vs Philly is this Saturday too...
2nd worst defense vs worst offense
The movable object vs the stopable force
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Can we request Armageddon?
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The transfer window is closed and the Calvary ain’t coming, so what can the Union do to fix their issues?
First, an easy tweak based on something they did before… switch to a 4-2-3-1. The backline stays consistent and Nate plays his natural RB.
Frankie moves to winger as our best creator.
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Philadelphia Union lose 6th straight MLS match 2-1 at Charlotte FC
@jimmyking35.bsky.social | @metrophilly.bsky.social | #DOOP
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I hate that all the promotional footage for the Union is from last year. No good footage from this year.
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Cavan becomes the 4th youngest player in MLS to register an assist
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What if your team only has 1 designated player and he almost never touches the ball, and also your team sold all their draft picks for 3 consecutive years? #DOOP
A very interesting breakdown of the Union's defensive miscues from Joe Tansey. #DOOP
unionsoccerblog.substack.com/p/match-thou...
Hey look
Two categories of players the Union actively ignore...
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The Philadelphia Union U-18s overcame a 2-goal deficit to eventually win in penalties over Botafogo and hoist the Dallas Cup trophy.
It was a gritty performance by a talented squad who just would not give up.
More in my latest:
theoneteamweagreeon.com/2026/04/05/u...
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Brutal, but hilarious #doop
Union Academy U-18s Win Dallas Cup in Dramatic Comeback
Philadelphia defeats SAF Botafogo 6-5 in penalties after overcoming a two-goal deficit to tie it 2-2.
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If ownership would have just spent $100 million on busts instead of $15 million on players who are busts we wouldn’t be in this situation! Sell them team!*
*while this is facetious to ensure we blame front office and coaching, I’m tired of $15 sodas really sell the team #DOOP
SELL THE TEAM.
Fuck Sugarman.
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This is the 29th minute
Indy walks back w/3 players wide open in front of him
Then DJJ starts walking making it 4 wide open players (Lukic is doing his job btw)
Frankie clears and Indy/DJJ are nowhere in sight to recover the ball
#Infuriating
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passing xG chart for game
passing xG chart for game
Charlotte FC 2-1 Philadelphia Union
Passes per shot: CLT 6.4-4 PHI
Avg Progression to shot (m): CLT 30.3-20.9 PHI
Shots: CLT 9-17 PHI
xG: CLT 1.3-1.48 PHI
xG (open play): CLT 1.18-1.18 PHI
xG (dead ball): CLT 0.12-0.3 PHI
#MLS #CLTvPHI #ForTheCrown #DOOP
Cavan becomes youngest assist provider in Union history at 16 years 143 days
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Union are now tied for 2nd worst MLS regular season start
2001 NE Revolution began with 6 losses before their first win (5 on the road)
Only 2012 Toronto FC have more losses to start a season at 9 (ironically the Union were the team to break their duck)
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Brandon Comisky reaches a club milestone reaching 500 games with the Philadelphia Union
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Before the game I said Sery is terrible. Watch the losing goal—proved my point. Get rid, now #DOOP
Three things I saw
Our forwards can't sniff out a shot, let alone a shot on goal, goals are ethereal dreams
Carnell's bread & butter mid- block can't block butter nor bread
Our defense is made of swiss cheese chickens with their heads cut off
Alas Blake is left suffering the consequences
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As I love to say, if you are going to be bad, at least be historically bad.
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Meanwhile the Union STILL have a DP spot that sits unfilled...
And will most likely remain that way this year
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Lol, it looks like there are only 3 Union home games left until the World Cup break. Maybe that's for the best. #DOOP
It was the Union's best half of the year against non-Trinidadians. And it still wasn't good enough. #DOOP