A screenshot of a work in progress fanfiction. It says "“You know, nobody gives a fuck. Hell, I’m pretty sure Soap and Gaz probably wax and bleach their buttholes or something. Shaved legs are nothing compared to that,” Roach says casually. The random factoid out of left field has Ghost freezing in pure bafflement, then sitting back on his knees.
“They… what?”
Roach shrugs. “I dunno. They seem to have tried every product in existence.”
“Why the hell is that a product?” Ghost asks, exasperated.
“Some people like waxed and bleached buttholes, I dunno,” Roach shrugs again. He knows Ghost won’t ask another question, but he’s getting the feeling that their lieutenant might not have done some exploratory searching on questionable websites. He stands up and claps Ghost’s shoulder.
“Beauty standards are weird. You gonna come back down from here? God knows if it’s structurally stable.”"
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A snippet from chapter 2 of "The Closet is Dark, You Know."
You can read Ch. 1 here!: archiveofourown.org/works/817993...