Everything I use is impractical on purpose, and looks amazing.

Like a watch that only tells the time and nothing else, but looks amazing while doing so and has rose gold accents.

Or trying to use an actual map cuz it's fun to figure out.

An MP3 player cuz fuck the Internet, I'm taking a […]

My brain...

...Is complicated.

So I have finally pieced the whole thing together and I am essentially the person they point to for #neuroscience curiosity.

I have:

#epilepsy (probably, temporal seizures, working diagnosis).
#tourettes #adhd #autism #obsessivecompulsivedisorder #cptsd and […]

I discovered Holy Water the other day.

I was staying at a house that had a water supply contaminated with hydrogen sulfide, which is common in rotten, still and polluted water. Especially wells.

The symptoms make you delusional and crazy sometimes. "Demons!" I thought, and realized hydrogen […]

Ever try to describe some shit that actually happened rationally, and then realize it's so fucking wild that nobody would ever believe you without a pile of proof?

Hell even with the pile of proof, we're gonna be here for a while as a parse together how messed up the past month was for me.

Oh […]

Hey guys....

...Did you know if an entire gang of bikers tries to intimate me after I blow the whistle on like 3 trap houses, I turn into a Spetnaz in my head and scare an entire gang out of a neighborhood in #losangeles?

I could write a book about how my last month went and I almost died like […]

Sorry to those who like seeing me post.

I am currently about to file a #lawsuit against someone so I have been keeping my online activity to a minimum.

I will be back after a while as I can't really talk about it yet.

But I may be significantly more wealthy by the time I make another post […]

I just thought everyone should know that there is apartment complex in #hongkong called the Wang Fuk Court Apartments.

Which I found out about cuz my brain loves disaster documentaries, and it was involved in one.

That's already in #joke form, I don't really have to do much.

#writing […]

I'm about to get a creepy #trump supporter thrown in jail who was recording me in a bedroom I rented for a few days before moving into my new apartment cuz I got tired of sober living house rules.

He tried to black mail me by saying he'd give it to people, so I sicked the government […]

@gelliottmorris.com Sometimes something is so broken it's just time to throw it out and get a new one.

I used to be afraid of crowds and while that's still true at times, I find if I am familiar with somewhere or around people I know then I am not so bothered.

Good thing I have healed in this way since I now work somewhere within walking distance of where the Grammy Ceremony was held, and I have […]

I promise I'm alive, I've just been feeling very introverted and wanted a break from essentially all technology as I focused on a new job.

Working in the center of downtown #losangeles especially when you've been traumatized there several times takes a lot of getting used to.

However I can now […]

Well I finally started tuning back into #politics as it was all I was thinking about for a while, and needed to take a break, and that break is now over when I'm walking by gigantic protests on my way to work in #losangeles and the #usa may actually invade #greenland.

Oh and #trump basically […]

While I do enjoy my new job, downtown #losangeles sure does like trying to give me a heart attack.

I was walking to the grocery store before work yesterday and stopped within 10 feet of a homeless guy that I didn't notice had a pipe, who then randomly threatened me with it and accused me of […]

This is the scheduling platform for my new restaurant job.

They divide the hosts into 3 different roles because the restaurant is huge.

Though with the way this one is titled, I can officially say I'm an escort in downtown #losangeles this weekend.

Not a […]

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I am grateful I am #sober and responsible now, and I have given the management for the sober living house I stay at a kind impression after getting attacked earlier.

Violent people will always throw the victim under the bus to save themselves, and he told both the #police and owner I had put my […]

#violence is something I hate with a passion as it's the core of my #cptsd and #anxiety issues.

Yet with severe #tourettesyndrome it can follow you when you can't help what you say, and shout when you're scared.

This morning I caught someone stealing from me, which resulted in an argument with […]

There was a point I could barely walk to the grocery store and back, my #health was absolutely terrible for a while at the tail end of my #addiction and beginning of #sobriety a few years ago.

Last night I got lost and missed the last bus home after closing for a new job, and decided I didn't […]

New #jobs are scary.

Especially when I happen to be working somewhere all of about a quarter mile from a place where a guy tried to mug me, and I ended up in an emergency room with a broken nose, and bleeding face.

They really don't warn you how much they glue stings when they seal your […]

One of these days someone will produce some non-slip restaurant shoes that aren't both ugly and garbage.

Their labeling literally gaslights you- it'll talk up and down about how comfortable they are, lying to you the entire time as they'll definitely be the worst shoes you own.

They're also […]

Ever hear someone snore so loudly you wonder how the hell they don't wake themselves up?

I'm glad I am second on a list of apartment vouchers because while I generally like the house I live in, I still have to share a room with someone.

A new person moved in with the most horrifying sleep […]

#neildegrassetyson must have fallen off a bit.

I live with an old man who does nothing but watch #foxnews and smoke cigarettes, and I saw Neil on there the other night.

I would stay away from Fox with all my willpower if I was a popular scientist, as that sounds like suicide for your […]

@stuartl At least you eventually find yours.

I never find mine xD

Though I usually just buy it for the little water blaster bulb because diluted hydrogen peroxide works better than whatever they give with their bulb.

Also someone explain to me why a rubber bulb and a tiny bottle of drops […]

Every now and again I'll remember that my ears suck, and like to slowly get clogged with wax because nothing about my body works 100% like it should.

Then one day it will completely block and I'll be deaf in one ear for a while, and go buy a cleaning kit since I'll definitely lose the other one […]

I don't usually like watching people get hurt, but seeing Jake Paul get the delusions about him being a good boxer literally beaten out of him by a real boxer really made my #christmas better, because that guy is the definition of "fucking obnoxious".

#humor #socialmedia #sports #youtube

For some reason there are a lot of people who wish they had #tourettes online, mostly because it can be quirky/funny at times, and everyone with TS is a ball of energy and generally quite entertaining as we never shut the up.

They however don't realize how horrifying/confusing not being able to […]

#caffeine addiction be like:

"Oh darn I'm almost out of caffeine. I better use the last of my caffeine so I have enough energy to go get more caffeine,".

#humor #goodmorning #addiction

Trying to find a meaningful existence in the modern day is a difficult one, but I think I finally figured out mine:

The #usa has a massive #mentalhealth and #addiction problem, and here is sit with all this random knowledge about #neuroscience #medicine and mental health myself due to being […]

#history always has the wildest stories.

Like the fact that Colonel Sanders, the founder of #kfc ran a government funded kitchen to feed the workers who made the plutonium for the Manhattan project.

Which makes it a bit awkward that for some reason they really like ordering KFC around […]

How come people who like jaywalking always seem to be the slowest walking people on planet Earth?

They'll amble across four lanes of traffic and almost die because they're too impatient to wait for the sign, but then clearly aren't in a rush to go anywhere.

So they risked their life and cut […]

@skinnylatte Just still trying to work through some shame I feel after being a homeless drug addict prior to this.

That's not an easy thing to just let go of when you spend several years with everyone thinking you're a loser.