It’s real, but this does not scan like Trumpspeak at all. This smells like Stephen Miller’s handiwork.

You can really tell America is winning this war when the president panic posts “open the fuckin’ strait, you crazy bastards” at 5 am on Easter Sunday along with an extension on their deadline

Can't help feeling this could have been an email, Donald.

He does care _quite a bit_ about the making money part of it.

A close photograph of the nib of an aluminium fountain pen on top of a paper notebook.

Amazed how actually medicating my ADHD leads to doing totally neurotypical things - like taking notes at work.

Also, comforted to know that ADHD-me is still there in that weird brain of mine though; as I start on a newly-found fixation on fountain pens.

This MUJI pen is my new favourite thing.

Ok, ok, I guess this one's on me.

When I said *anyone*, I obviously didn't mean a rapist apologist. :/

Roberto De Zerbi is one-thousand percent the wrong move, Tottenham. #COYS

Please no, not Disc Beard. Anyone but Disc Beard. #COYS

Holy shit Google you need to nerf the fuck out of that Google Cloud advert that plays 5 times over between every goddamn at-bat. #Mariners #MLB #openingday

It's more than a bit depressing that it might just be *gas prices* that are the straw that breaks DJT's back, instead of, y'know, the mass deportations, the illegal wars, ICE raids, the murder of citizens on the streets, the bombing of a school, the kotowing to Putin, weaponizing the DoJ, DOGE cuts

All right already, I get it, my car is charged. No need to send me a notification every 30 goddamn seconds for ten solid minutes…

Abject. The team are playing as if they’re already on the beach having secured a safe mid table finish with nothing left to play for. The gravity of the situation seems utterly lost on them.

Tudor is not the guy to turn this around and instil the urgency required. He doesn’t care. It’s just a job.

Chat, I think we might be cooked. #coys

We... couldn't..... could we? #COYS

*Sigh*.

I sent an email at work in which I attempted to use the word 'orthogonally' to describe something that was diverting from its intended path and awesome magical AI spellchecking changed that to 'Ornithologically' and now I look like a maniac.

And yet 99% of Americans think it's all just leprechauns, shamrocks and drinking too much Guinness.

If only more politicans were as informative and engaging as Mamdani.

Small Prophets is absolutely perfect television.

Trump to the UK, 6 March: "We don't need them any longer... We don't need people to join wars after we've already won!"

Trump six days later: Publicly begs for the UK to send warships.

Costco, this is offensive to my people.

I've no idea who'll be in charge when we play Liverpool at the weekend, but it simply CANNOT be Igor Tudor.

We need immediate corrective action.

Ehhh maybe we won't win the Champions League then.

Following up to this - Dear VW, Why on *earth* do you not sell the Multivan in the US? It seems absolutely tailor made for this market. It was a bit of a pain to park and such in the UK, but it’d be ideal in the US. So much interior space and utility. Good equipment. Crazy good MPG.

Madness.

The price of oil has nearly doubled in a week. I’m sure that’s just fine and perfectly normal.

I’m sure old Don will be giving us our $2/gallon gas anytime soon, along with those cheap eggs and those tariff dividend checks he promised.

All hail.

I don't know who the right guy is to save Spurs from going down, but it sure ain't Igor Tudor.

What a fucking basket case this football club is.

Waiting for a VAR check on Trump's FIFA Peace Prize, tbh.

Regrettably am old enough to fully appreciate that reference.

Photograph of a car dashboard close up on the fuel level indicator showing a nearly full tank, and with an estimated remaining range of 515 miles.

I filled up a seven seater van and then drove 100 miles and then I took this photo.

The American mind simply cannot comprehend.

Some day we'll all regret this & we'll hold hearings & rend garments & pledge "never again" & we'll be just as full of shit as we were last time.

Big time Christian Gross vibes going on right now.