Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall? To prove that he was framed!
#jokes #dadjoke #funny
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Latest posts tagged with #Dadjoke on Bluesky
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Sherif, I hate to break it to you, but you’ve gone full #dadjoke with your Bluesky persona. Takes one to know one.
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Comic showing a wolf standing on a cliff, looking up at the moon. An irritated and angry moon is looking back and him and says, "Oh, my God! What?!?"
Bonus #DadJoke
Q: When is the #moon heaviest?
A: When it's full.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Space #Jokestodon #Artemis […]
[Original post on universeodon.com]
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An exasperated Capt. Katherine Janeway (actress Kate Mulgrew) from Star Trek: Voyager is throwing her hands in the air. Meme text reads, "Seriously?... We nearly hit a blue box in space?... Who the hell flies a blue box in space?"
Bonus #DadJoke
Q: What is an astronaut's favorite candy bar?
A: A Milky Way.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Space #Jokestodon […]
[Original post on universeodon.com]
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Photo of the lunar module ("moon car") from Apollo 11, as last seen when it was on the moon. Meme text reads, "One Of A Kind... Parked in the same spot since 1972. Not for sale."
Bonus #DadJoke
Q: What do you win in a space talent competition?
A: A constellation prize.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Space […]
[Original post on universeodon.com]
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This #DadJoke Is Nuts 😜 #DaddingHarder #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #dad #joke #jokes #puns #comedy #fun
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Do you need your funny bone tickled? Guess what?!? CasualCoo will do that for you
tomorrow! Stay tune for his weekly "Casually Funny!" #funny #badjoke #badjokes #dadjoke #dadjokes #forthecasual #worldofwarcrafthumour #worldofwarcraft
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Saw this on another site:
When your wife comes home in a white suit, covered in bee stings, and smelling like honey...
You know she's a keeper.
#humor #DadJoke #MattLisle #bees #wife
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I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic, they said: go ahead, knock yourself out.
#jokes #dadjoke #funny
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You thought other puns were bad? Just wait until you sea mine. (Picture of a sea mine)
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Happy #tietuesday ! I hope you are doing well this week! Enjoy today's #dadjoke!
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This #DadJoke Be Lion 😜 #DaddingHarder #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #dad #joke #jokes #puns #comedy #fun
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Witch Dad Joke 27!
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#reclaimmademedoit #rmmdi #PaganWicca #Witchcraft #Magick #PaganFolklore #PaganCulture #EarthBasedReligion #Divination #MoonPhase #witchdadjoke #witchdadjokes #dadjoke #dadjokes
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The Brave Buccaneer Rrrrrrrrr Mason
Sea what I did there?
#DadJoke layup
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