Latest posts tagged with #FunnyWriting on Bluesky
I'm proud to announce that Little Old Lady Comedy published my humor piece "Six So-So Retirement Spots for Boneheads who Never Saved a Penny." Take a look and then check out the other articles there as well!
www.littleoldladycomedy.com/all-works/u7...
#humor #funny #funnywriting #LOL
CONTUNDE IPUSUM!
My family crest is a potato masher.
I'm serious. If we had a banner to carry into battle, it would just be this [mimes holding up a potato masher] wavy metal thing on a stick. Our motto would be "Just Mash It Yourself, For God's Sake."
#writer #funnywriting #humorist
Thinking of fonts as costumes for office personalities!
New essay: “Fonts: The Office Personalities We Pretend to Have”
medium.com/@leni.quinn/...
#writingksy #humor #essaywriting #writersofmedium #funnywriting #observationalhumor
हिन्दी कैलिग्राफी सीखने बैठा था ✍️, पेन इतना घूम गया जैसे मैं maths का integral निकाल रहा हूँ 🤯😂 #HindiCalligraphy #FunnyWriting #CreativeTwist #DesiHumor
The Rosta Report — Weekly Absurdity + Truth
Hook:
News. Snacks. Emotional truths.
It’s like The Daily Show met a travel blog and had a midlife crisis.
🔗 medium.com/activated-th...
#newsletter #humor #culture #newsrecap #funnywriting
Rankings That No One Asked For
Hook:
I ranked things no one needed ranked:
Chairs. Doorbells. Potato chips. Public bathrooms.
And I stand by all of it.
🔗 medium.com/activated-th...
#humor #funnywriting #lists #satire #viralpost
I’m Aging Like a Fine Box of Receipts
Hook:
Crumpled. Mysterious. Possibly expired.
This is my midlife.
Not glamorous — just real.
🔗 medium.com/@bwrosta73/i...
#midlife #aging #funnywriting #nostalgia #lifelessons
I Joined a Cult by Accident. It Was Fine.
Hook:
I thought I was signing up for a free iced coffee.
Turns out I accidentally joined a cult.
It was … fine?
🔗 medium.com/activated-th...
#humor #satire #weirdstories #cultlife #funnywriting
My brain is a jingle museum.
Admission is free. The earworms are forever.
🎶
medium.com/@bwrosta73/m...
#GenXMemories #CommercialJingles #NostalgiaHit #FunnyWriting #PopCultureArchive
The couch is the real star of every sitcom.
And yes, I’m emotionally attached to it.
👉 medium.com/funny-inc/th...
#TV #sitcoms #humor #funnywriting #popculture
I didn’t lose my temper. I donated it.
It’s gone now.
👉 medium.com/@bwrosta73/i...
#anger #funnywriting #midlife #relatable #humor
My brain has too many open tabs.
And none of them are labeled.
👉 medium.com/@bwrosta73/m...
#mentalhealth #anxiety #funnywriting #overthinking #relatable
Why are airports still selling neck pillows?
Because someone hates us and wants us to suffer publicly.
👉 medium.com/the-springbo...
#airports #travelhumor #satire #funnywriting #middleage
It’s not just a movie ticket from 2003.
It’s a psychological landfill I call “my drawer.”
👉 medium.com/the-springbo...
#SentimentalHoarding #MemoryClutter #FunnyWriting #EmotionalBaggage #TheSpringboard
My metabolism didn’t slow down. It disappeared. It’s in hiding.
medium.com/@bwrosta73/m...
#WeightLossHumor #MidlifeBody #MetabolismMystery #ZepboundLife #FunnyWriting
Tried to buy a hooker for a friend.
Wrote about it.
It’s dumb, honest, and a little sad.
Link in bio.
#confession #storytime #essayist #sexwork #malementalhealth #virginity #morality #funnywriting
Is a hot dog a sandwich?
This question has ruined friendships.
Let these two lunatics argue it for you.
👇
medium.com/@bwrosta73/p...
#FoodDebate #HotDogVsSandwich #FunnyWriting #SatiricalHumor #PointCounterpoint
I had 47 thoughts during one shower.
And that was before conditioner. Here’s how my brain works now.
medium.com/thought-thin...
#FunnyWriting #Midlife #Travel #Relatable #Humor
Japan has a festival for everything.
I clapped for sea bream and cried in a sumo shrine.
medium.com/@bwrosta73/j...
#FunnyWriting #Midlife #Travel #Relatable #Humor
Every American town now looks like a mattress outlet with a Dunkin’.
And I’m mad about it — hilariously.
medium.com/another-fuck...
#FunnyWriting #Midlife #Travel #Relatable #Humor
A Denny’s booth. An 11 PM breakdown. A spiritual revelation involving hash browns.
You’ve been warned.
medium.com/@bwrosta73/w...
#FunnyWriting #Midlife #Travel #Relatable #Humor
I ate fried butter and lived to tell the tale.
This is either brave or stupid — you decide.
medium.com/@bwrosta73/i...
#FunnyWriting #Midlife #Travel #Relatable #Humor
Being the youngest of four meant no supervision, no structure, and no regrets.
Mostly.
medium.com/@bwrosta73/t...
#FunnyWriting #Midlife #Travel #Relatable #Humor
Even rest feels like a job now.
And I’m apparently the unpaid intern of my own self-care.
medium.com/the-honest-p...
#FunnyWriting #Midlife #Travel #Relatable #Humor
Japanese has a word for crying at cherry blossoms and buying books you’ll never read.
So basically, my entire life.
medium.com/@bwrosta73/7...
#FunnyWriting #Midlife #Travel #Relatable #Humor
Estonia has better Wi-Fi than your house and hotter saunas than your gym.
I saw the future — and it was sweating.
medium.com/@bwrosta73/w...
#FunnyWriting #Midlife #Travel #Relatable #Humor
New post. Funny. Personal. Probably unhinged in a relatable way.
medium.com/crows-feet/i...
#Midlife #FunnyWriting #Relatable #LifeStuff
I speak fluent 80s.
They speak meme.
And when I say “Where’s the beef?” in a meeting, they think I’m having a stroke.
This is a love letter to generational confusion:
medium.com/@bwrosta73/i...
#Midlife #80sKids #GenX #Nostalgia #FunnyWriting
