Latest posts tagged with #Timestamp on Bluesky
SpaceX? The biggest-ever stock bubble, along with Tesla. $TSLA $TSLAQ
Lemmings, go all in at above $2 TRILLION 😂.
By 2030+, SpaceX will have many viable competitors (for both launch and Starlink).
Some even well before that ( $RKLB, $ASTS, Blue Origin etc).
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Where’s the imaginary growth? Busted! $TSLA
$TSLAQ was (too) early, not wrong.
Tesla stock should be trading in the low double-digits, and it will at some point.
Just a question when the lemmings wake up.
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Electrek quote discussing this tweet ⬇️ :
“This Tesla North America [re-tweet with the caption “Freedom”] will end up as evidence in a court case about a Tesla FSD crash at some point….”.
I wouldn’t bet against it.
Overpromising and under-delivering once again on FSD. $TSLA $TSLAQ #timestamp
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Maybe I'll do the rest of the mareep and dubwool line + gogoat.
Also I'm messing a bit with the image resolution to see how it looks here on the app...
#pixelart #timestamp #pokemon #PokemonHeartGoldSoulSilver #mareep #PokémonSwordShield #dubwool #shiny
Prediction: if Slot doesn't get sacked, Liverpool ex-Salah are a much better team next season #timestamp
“A grand plan…”.
I’m old enough to remember when Tesla wanted to manufacture more EV batteries than „the rest of the World combined.“
What happened to that battery plan!?
This new one is even more insane in terms of cap-ex and difficulty.
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PS: It gets even better:
“…cherry on top, or in space, rather, is the plan to put 80% of this compute in orbit. Data centers in space. Powered by solar panels. Launched by Starship”
Pure vaporware. Musk will bankrupt Tesla with this cap-ex insanity (long before this project is done). #timestamp
Quick TSMC comparison:
TSMC’s recent capital intensity:
•2024: ~$29B
•2025: $38–42B
•2026 (planned): $52–56B
Rough cumulative (2015–2025):
≈ $250B – $350B total capex deployed
Nobody is going to tell me that Tesla/SpaceX can achieve ~70% of that output for $20B!
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Everyone check out #Timestamp on You Tube. Its all based on artists talking about their work. It's fascinating to hear artists to reveal their inner thoughts and motivations.
#Bluesky_Art #artist_profiles #artists #creativity
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“He [Milton] has upped SyberJet’s lobbying budget to “educate the government on how AI flight would happen”…”
Again, highly suspicious given his background. 🚨 .
I predict a spectacular collapse in a few years. Caveat emptor. #timestamp
PS: And why SpaceX? Wasn’t Tesla supposed to be the global AI leader?
It must be hard to juggle so many lies and vaporware claims... #timestamp
Old enough to remember when Elon Musk claimed similar BS for EV batteries:
Tesla - using Panasonic, he always omitted that little detail - would manufacture more EV batteries (GWh/year) than everyone else combined.
Never happened. CATL, BYD, LG etc. long surpassed Tesla. $TSLA $TSLAQ #timestamp
Seven days, right 🤣
Here are my very rough Tesla Terafab estimates:
CAPEX (1 fab): $35+ BILLION
CAPEX (Terafab scale): $80+ BILLION
First silicon: ~2030+
Mass production: 2032+
I’m probably even optimistic with the timeline given that Tesla has no expertise in this sector. #timestamp $TSLA $TSLAQ
Ketamine Monday.
The #spacexipo is clearly approaching fast. Another #timestamp for a completely moronic prediction from Elon….
still got it, hell yeah #timestamp
Reminder… #timestamp
Gigafactory Mexico (and all other vaporware GFs planned internationally) have been shelved indefinitely.
PS: I wouldn’t be surprised if Tesla shrinks the existing GF in Germany, since Tesla’s EV sales in Europe have been so poor since Q12025. Lots of overcapacity in Berlin.
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What he did to Iran’s leadership -is probably going to come back to us here in the states.
Here’s a prediction: if Ja-Forbid were attacked by Iran during a Democratic administration -the Republicans are going to blame democrats all day everyday as if the world began on January 20th 2029.
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Chamath.
A sleazy SPAC pump guy with zero remorse or regrets. His EQ and empathy levels must be near zero… #timestamp
9/9 bets corrects so far. 🚨
Now predicting “boots on the ground in Iran” before year’s end. He/she was either very lucky so far… or. #timestamp
I can’t believe that all these new “prediction” (LOL, it’s betting…plain and simple) markets like Polymarket or Kalshi still aren’t regulated better.
He is clearly unwell. #timestamp
He is taking this seriously:
“Bezos is co-chief executive, his first management role since stepping down as Amazon’s chief executive in 2021, and is active in day-to-day operations, according to people familiar with the matter.”
Softbank/Masa and Elon copy-pasting this venture wen? #timestamp
“Waymo can never ever scale!” - Teslarian Folk Legend.
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“Tesla’s justification for this latest delay, that it couldn’t determine the number of files until the incident list was done, raises questions about how the company organizes and accesses its own safety data.”
Sounds like a parody sketch. Do they have paper files in the basement?
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“Saylor solved the retirement crisis for millions…”
This already isn’t aging well. #timestamp
Saylor and his crypto pumpers will lead millions of gullible believers into a financial disaster. $MSTR $MSTRQ $STRC
Where’s Optimus? What are all these pesky humans still doing on the Tesla factory floors?
Since Tesla’s Optimus will be able to outperform even the best surgeons in ~3 yrs (Elon said), it should be quite simple for Optimus to manufacture a few EVs in 2026+, no?
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