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Ratatoskr
Ratatoskr
@ratatoskr.bsky.social
15 hours ago
Panel 1 Sign on side of counter: Bob's Sporting Goods Pitr: Hello. Have you seen anything strange walk into your store recently? Store Clerk: What precisely do you mean? Panel 2 Sign on side of counter: Bob's Sporting Goods Pitr: A pair of walking hands with a surgeon's scalpel. I tracked it to your store. Panel 3 Sign on side of counter: Bob's Sporting Goods Pitr: Look buddy, I'm not kidding about this. Store Clerk: Hey, I'm missing a goalie mask off that wall.

Panel 1 Sign on side of counter: Bob's Sporting Goods Pitr: Hello. Have you seen anything strange walk into your store recently? Store Clerk: What precisely do you mean? Panel 2 Sign on side of counter: Bob's Sporting Goods Pitr: A pair of walking hands with a surgeon's scalpel. I tracked it to your store. Panel 3 Sign on side of counter: Bob's Sporting Goods Pitr: Look buddy, I'm not kidding about this. Store Clerk: Hey, I'm missing a goalie mask off that wall.

#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Apr.8th1998

#Pitr #StoreClerk

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Ratatoskr
Ratatoskr
@ratatoskr.bsky.social
1 day ago
Panel 1 Surgeon: The operation was a success, Pitr. You can go home anytime now. Pitr: That's good. Panel 2 No dialogue Panel 3 Pitr: Why do I get the feeling you haven't told me everything? Surgeon: The hands are missing and so is one of my sccalpels.

Panel 1 Surgeon: The operation was a success, Pitr. You can go home anytime now. Pitr: That's good. Panel 2 No dialogue Panel 3 Pitr: Why do I get the feeling you haven't told me everything? Surgeon: The hands are missing and so is one of my sccalpels.

#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Apr.7th1998

#Pitr #Surgeon

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Ratatoskr
Ratatoskr
@ratatoskr.bsky.social
2 days ago
Panel 1 Surgeon: All right Pitr. In a few moments we'll start the procedure and get those foreign bits out of you. Pitr: Okay. Panel 2 Surgeon: Dum de dum de dum dum.... Panel 3 Pitr: What about anasthetic? Surgeon: Don't you worry. One look at these instruments...

Panel 1 Surgeon: All right Pitr. In a few moments we'll start the procedure and get those foreign bits out of you. Pitr: Okay. Panel 2 Surgeon: Dum de dum de dum dum.... Panel 3 Pitr: What about anasthetic? Surgeon: Don't you worry. One look at these instruments...

#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Apr.6th1998

#Pitr #Surgeon

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Ratatoskr
Ratatoskr
@ratatoskr.bsky.social
3 days ago
Single Panel Title: anatomy of a CRUd PUPPy Line pointing to face: MEAN VISAGE Line pointing to hair: OILY BLACK HAIR CLOTS Line pointing to hands: GNARLED HANDS OF A MICROSOFT PROGRAMMER Vertical bar: 2FT Lines pointing to surounding particulates: MOIST FALLING-OFF BITS Line pointing to teeth: BROKEN RAZORS FOR TEETH Line pointing at Crud Puppy: STINKY BIT

Single Panel Title: anatomy of a CRUd PUPPy Line pointing to face: MEAN VISAGE Line pointing to hair: OILY BLACK HAIR CLOTS Line pointing to hands: GNARLED HANDS OF A MICROSOFT PROGRAMMER Vertical bar: 2FT Lines pointing to surounding particulates: MOIST FALLING-OFF BITS Line pointing to teeth: BROKEN RAZORS FOR TEETH Line pointing at Crud Puppy: STINKY BIT

#Colour #Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Apr.5th1998

#CrudPuppy

Notes:
First singe panel comic

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Ratatoskr
Ratatoskr
@ratatoskr.bsky.social
4 days ago
Panel 1 AJ: Hey, you seen Pitr around today? Greg: He went to see the doctor. Something about X-rays. Panel 2 AJ: Is it serious? Greg: Not sure. Pitr's been complaining about chest pains for the past few weeks. Panel 3 Radiologist: That is the most remarkable chest film I've ever seen. You have two hands inside of you. Pitr (thinking): I think I'm going to hurl.

Panel 1 AJ: Hey, you seen Pitr around today? Greg: He went to see the doctor. Something about X-rays. Panel 2 AJ: Is it serious? Greg: Not sure. Pitr's been complaining about chest pains for the past few weeks. Panel 3 Radiologist: That is the most remarkable chest film I've ever seen. You have two hands inside of you. Pitr (thinking): I think I'm going to hurl.

#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Apr.4th1998

#AJ #Greg #Pitr #Radiologist

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Ratatoskr
Ratatoskr
@ratatoskr.bsky.social
5 days ago
Panel 1 AJ: You reading that stuff on Leo Hindery's remarks about the Internet presenting a great threat to decency and Morality? Greg: Yeah, what an idiot. Panel 2 AJ: Maybe, but he's got the Roman Catholic Church backing him. Greg: Makes you wonder how a cable executive can get that kind of suport. Panel 3 Bishop 1: Hey Guiseppe! Isn't that Jenny McCarthy? TV: And today on the Playboy Channel...

Panel 1 AJ: You reading that stuff on Leo Hindery's remarks about the Internet presenting a great threat to decency and Morality? Greg: Yeah, what an idiot. Panel 2 AJ: Maybe, but he's got the Roman Catholic Church backing him. Greg: Makes you wonder how a cable executive can get that kind of suport. Panel 3 Bishop 1: Hey Guiseppe! Isn't that Jenny McCarthy? TV: And today on the Playboy Channel...

#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Apr.3rd1998

#AJ #Bishop1 #Bishop2 #Greg #Guiseppe

#JennyMcCarthy #LeoHindery #PlayboyChannel #RomanCatholicChurch

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Ratatoskr
Ratatoskr
@ratatoskr.bsky.social
6 days ago
Panel 1 Dust Puppy: Hello Panel 2 Sales rep: What are you supposed to be? Dust Puppy: I'm a dust puppy. What are you? Panel 3 Sales rep: I sell software for Microsoft. Can you set me free? Panel 4 No dialogue Panel 5 Dust Puppy: Natural selection says I shouldn't. Sales rep: WAIT! I'll change! I'll develop a code of eth...ether...ethi...ecto...I'LL BEHAVE!!

Panel 1 Dust Puppy: Hello Panel 2 Sales rep: What are you supposed to be? Dust Puppy: I'm a dust puppy. What are you? Panel 3 Sales rep: I sell software for Microsoft. Can you set me free? Panel 4 No dialogue Panel 5 Dust Puppy: Natural selection says I shouldn't. Sales rep: WAIT! I'll change! I'll develop a code of eth...ether...ethi...ecto...I'LL BEHAVE!!

#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Apr.2nd1998

#DustPuppy #Salesrep

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Ratatoskr
Ratatoskr
@ratatoskr.bsky.social
1 week ago
Panel 1 Sales rep: Help! That techie has lost his mind! Please take these shackles off! Stef: C'mon Cobb. We sales people have to help each other out Panel 2 Stef: So who do you work for? Sales rep: Microsoft. Panel 3 Sales rep: Okay, this isn't funny anymore! Let me down! I'll tell Bill on you!!

Panel 1 Sales rep: Help! That techie has lost his mind! Please take these shackles off! Stef: C'mon Cobb. We sales people have to help each other out Panel 2 Stef: So who do you work for? Sales rep: Microsoft. Panel 3 Sales rep: Okay, this isn't funny anymore! Let me down! I'll tell Bill on you!!

#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Apr.1st1998

#Cobb #Salesrep #Stef

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Ratatoskr
Ratatoskr
@ratatoskr.bsky.social
1 week ago
Panel 1 Mike: Hey Greg, you're not going to believe this. Pitr took that sales guy hostage. Greg: Whoopie. Panel 2 Mike: You still upset about being beaten in Quake by Stef? Greg: I just don't feel man enough to do tech support anymore. Panel 3 Mike: You could always do Web design. Greg: I was actually thinking about becoming a cartoonist.

Panel 1 Mike: Hey Greg, you're not going to believe this. Pitr took that sales guy hostage. Greg: Whoopie. Panel 2 Mike: You still upset about being beaten in Quake by Stef? Greg: I just don't feel man enough to do tech support anymore. Panel 3 Mike: You could always do Web design. Greg: I was actually thinking about becoming a cartoonist.

#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Mar.31st1998

#Greg #Mike

#Cartoonists

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Ratatoskr
Ratatoskr
@ratatoskr.bsky.social
1 week ago
Panel 1 Chief: How bad is it, Mike? Mike: Not great, but we'll survive. That software we installed did some damage, but nothing we can't repair. Panel 2 Mike: Mind you, the software blew away five days of work that Pitr did. He's in the other room with that sales rep workng on a solution. Panel 3 Sales rep: What are you going to do to me?! Pitr: I'll scuff my feet on the carpet and zap your nose hairs unless you TALK mister!! Who put you up to this?

Panel 1 Chief: How bad is it, Mike? Mike: Not great, but we'll survive. That software we installed did some damage, but nothing we can't repair. Panel 2 Mike: Mind you, the software blew away five days of work that Pitr did. He's in the other room with that sales rep workng on a solution. Panel 3 Sales rep: What are you going to do to me?! Pitr: I'll scuff my feet on the carpet and zap your nose hairs unless you TALK mister!! Who put you up to this?

#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Mar.30th1998

#Chief #Mike #Pitr #Salesrep

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Voyced - The Business VoIP Provider
Voyced - The Business VoIP Provider
@voyced.eu
1 week ago
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If your VoIP dashboard looks like an airplane cockpit, it’s time to simplify.

How easy is your system? Really?

#KeepItSimple #EasyVoIP #UserFriendly #BusinessTools #TechSimplicity #BetterExperience #Voyced #VirtualNumbers #LocalPresence #BusinessVoIP #reliableVoIP

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Ratatoskr
Ratatoskr
@ratatoskr.bsky.social
1 week ago
Panel 1 Computer with text: USER FRIENDLY by Illiad Panel 2 Sales rep: Ahh, you must be the CEO of Columbia Internet. Fine, fine company you have. I just gave your system administrator a copy of our new software so you can upgrade all of your office computers. Panel 3 Sales rep: Perhaps we could have a seat in your office. I'm here to help you in any way I can. No, no coffee, have to watch my caffeine intake you know. Panel 4 Sales rep: This software is ingenious. It speeds up nearly all CPU functions by an order of magnitude. A Pentium 90 can do the work of a Pentium 200. And it's free. Panel 5 Mike (on phone): Hey Chief, it's Mike. I just installed that software and it shut down the network. Everything is moving at the speed of molasses. And it won't uninstall! Panel 6 Chief: Please tell me you have a patch for this bug. Panel 7 Sales rep: Of course! And at $4,995 per license, it's a steal. I have the disks right here, how many would you like?

Panel 1 Computer with text: USER FRIENDLY by Illiad Panel 2 Sales rep: Ahh, you must be the CEO of Columbia Internet. Fine, fine company you have. I just gave your system administrator a copy of our new software so you can upgrade all of your office computers. Panel 3 Sales rep: Perhaps we could have a seat in your office. I'm here to help you in any way I can. No, no coffee, have to watch my caffeine intake you know. Panel 4 Sales rep: This software is ingenious. It speeds up nearly all CPU functions by an order of magnitude. A Pentium 90 can do the work of a Pentium 200. And it's free. Panel 5 Mike (on phone): Hey Chief, it's Mike. I just installed that software and it shut down the network. Everything is moving at the speed of molasses. And it won't uninstall! Panel 6 Chief: Please tell me you have a patch for this bug. Panel 7 Sales rep: Of course! And at $4,995 per license, it's a steal. I have the disks right here, how many would you like?

#Colour #Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Mar.29th1998

#Chief #Mike #Salesrep

Notes:
The more things change...

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Ratatoskr
Ratatoskr
@ratatoskr.bsky.social
1 week ago
Panel 1 Greg: (Sigh) Hello, tech support, Greg speaking. How may I help you? Customer: Greg? Is that really you? Panel 2 Greg: Yes... it is. Customer: Do you have a cold? Your voice is a couple of octaves higher. Panel 3 Greg: I've been unmanned. I may as well play the role. Customer: Oh no! Detox got another one!

Panel 1 Greg: (Sigh) Hello, tech support, Greg speaking. How may I help you? Customer: Greg? Is that really you? Panel 2 Greg: Yes... it is. Customer: Do you have a cold? Your voice is a couple of octaves higher. Panel 3 Greg: I've been unmanned. I may as well play the role. Customer: Oh no! Detox got another one!

#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Mar.28th1998

#Customer #Greg

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Ratatoskr
Ratatoskr
@ratatoskr.bsky.social
1 week ago
Panel 1 Greg: Mike! thank the gods I found you! Mike: Hi Greg. Something wrong? Panel 2 Greg: I need the phone number to that detox centre. I need to go back. Mike: Are you nuts? You just got out. Panel 3 Greg: THEY CASTRATED MY QUAKE BITS! I WANT THEM BACK!!!

Panel 1 Greg: Mike! thank the gods I found you! Mike: Hi Greg. Something wrong? Panel 2 Greg: I need the phone number to that detox centre. I need to go back. Mike: Are you nuts? You just got out. Panel 3 Greg: THEY CASTRATED MY QUAKE BITS! I WANT THEM BACK!!!

#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Mar.27th1998

#Greg ##Mike

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Ratatoskr
Ratatoskr
@ratatoskr.bsky.social
1 week ago
Panel 1 Computer sound effects: BANG! SPLATTER SPURT BLAM! Panel 2 Computere sound effects: OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! Panel 3 Stef: Way to go, lava boy. Greg: Someone please KILL ME.

Panel 1 Computer sound effects: BANG! SPLATTER SPURT BLAM! Panel 2 Computere sound effects: OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! Panel 3 Stef: Way to go, lava boy. Greg: Someone please KILL ME.

#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Mar.26th1998

#Greg #Stef

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Ratatoskr
Ratatoskr
@ratatoskr.bsky.social
2 weeks ago
Panel 1 Stef: So Greg, are you up to a quick game of Quake? Greg: Sure. Name the way you want to die. Panel 2 Greg: DIE! Die, you evil sales type person Computer sound effects: BLAM! BLAM! BOOM! Panel 3 Stef: Nice going. 20 to -3. You SUCK. Greg: My life is over...

Panel 1 Stef: So Greg, are you up to a quick game of Quake? Greg: Sure. Name the way you want to die. Panel 2 Greg: DIE! Die, you evil sales type person Computer sound effects: BLAM! BLAM! BOOM! Panel 3 Stef: Nice going. 20 to -3. You SUCK. Greg: My life is over...

#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Mar.25th1998

#Greg #Stef

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Ratatoskr
Ratatoskr
@ratatoskr.bsky.social
2 weeks ago
Panel 1 Greg: Yes, I feel much better, Mike. No more cravings to play minesweeper. it's a silly game anyways. Mike: Wow. You feel like getting back to work? Panel 2 Greg: You bet. Raring to go. I'm feeling strong today. Mike: Great. We missed you. Panel 3 Greg (thinking): Let's see... black ten on the red queen...

Panel 1 Greg: Yes, I feel much better, Mike. No more cravings to play minesweeper. it's a silly game anyways. Mike: Wow. You feel like getting back to work? Panel 2 Greg: You bet. Raring to go. I'm feeling strong today. Mike: Great. We missed you. Panel 3 Greg (thinking): Let's see... black ten on the red queen...

#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Mar.24th1998

#Greg #Mike

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Ratatoskr
Ratatoskr
@ratatoskr.bsky.social
2 weeks ago
Panel 1 Friendly Staff: How's the patient? The Finest Staff: Very well, actually. I think this last treatment cured him of his problem. Sign on wall: SOLITARY CONFINEMENT Panel 2 Friendly Staff: I never would have figured. Can we release him soon? The Finest Staff: Tomorrow. He'll go home a new and productive member of society. Sign on wall: SOLITARY CONFINEMENT Panel 3 Greg: ehhh ... heheh ... HEE hee ... reboot your machine ... haha ha HA haha .. reinstall ... hee hee ha ... wait for the upgrade HA HA ha hee HEE ... Sound effect: twitch Sound effect: twitch

Panel 1 Friendly Staff: How's the patient? The Finest Staff: Very well, actually. I think this last treatment cured him of his problem. Sign on wall: SOLITARY CONFINEMENT Panel 2 Friendly Staff: I never would have figured. Can we release him soon? The Finest Staff: Tomorrow. He'll go home a new and productive member of society. Sign on wall: SOLITARY CONFINEMENT Panel 3 Greg: ehhh ... heheh ... HEE hee ... reboot your machine ... haha ha HA haha .. reinstall ... hee hee ha ... wait for the upgrade HA HA ha hee HEE ... Sound effect: twitch Sound effect: twitch

#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Mar.23rd1998

#FriendlyStaff #Greg #TheFinestStaff

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Ratatoskr
Ratatoskr
@ratatoskr.bsky.social
2 weeks ago
Panel 1 Computer with text: USER FRIENDLY by Illiad Panel 2 AJ: You sure about this? It's on pretty tight. Dust Puppy: Just keep on tugging A.J. Space between panels 2 and 3 Sound effect: POP Panel 3 Dust Puppy: What? Panel 4 AJ: So where's Greg? I thought you were going in to rescue him from detox. Dust Puppy: Erwin and I tried. We got him out of the building, but the orderlies caught him on the grounds. Panel 5 Dust Puppy: Greg sure put up a fight. But the orderlies just smiled at him and told him they understood his problem and would be giving him special treatment. Panel 6 AJ: "Special treatment?" Dust Puppy: Yes, Greg sure is lucky to have such nice people helping him. Panel 7 Friendly Staff: It's not that hard. No matter what the problem is, tell the customer to reinstall Windows. Sign on wall: Microsoft Tech Support Greg: But I don't WANNA go in there!!

Panel 1 Computer with text: USER FRIENDLY by Illiad Panel 2 AJ: You sure about this? It's on pretty tight. Dust Puppy: Just keep on tugging A.J. Space between panels 2 and 3 Sound effect: POP Panel 3 Dust Puppy: What? Panel 4 AJ: So where's Greg? I thought you were going in to rescue him from detox. Dust Puppy: Erwin and I tried. We got him out of the building, but the orderlies caught him on the grounds. Panel 5 Dust Puppy: Greg sure put up a fight. But the orderlies just smiled at him and told him they understood his problem and would be giving him special treatment. Panel 6 AJ: "Special treatment?" Dust Puppy: Yes, Greg sure is lucky to have such nice people helping him. Panel 7 Friendly Staff: It's not that hard. No matter what the problem is, tell the customer to reinstall Windows. Sign on wall: Microsoft Tech Support Greg: But I don't WANNA go in there!!

#Colour #Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Mar.22nd1998

#AJ #DustPuppy #FriendlyStaff #Greg

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Ratatoskr
Ratatoskr
@ratatoskr.bsky.social
2 weeks ago
Panel 1 Greg: I just can't believe this place. That looks like a minefield ahead of us. Panel 2 Dust Puppy: They're not mines, Greg. This field is covered in half-buried computers. Greg: Computers? Sound effect (Dust Puppy tapping computer with foot): poke poke Panel 3 Dust Puppy: Yes. Macintoshes. Greg: AAAAAGH! I'm going the otherway. I'll risk climbing over the barbed wire.

Panel 1 Greg: I just can't believe this place. That looks like a minefield ahead of us. Panel 2 Dust Puppy: They're not mines, Greg. This field is covered in half-buried computers. Greg: Computers? Sound effect (Dust Puppy tapping computer with foot): poke poke Panel 3 Dust Puppy: Yes. Macintoshes. Greg: AAAAAGH! I'm going the otherway. I'll risk climbing over the barbed wire.

#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Mar.21st1998

#DustPuppy #Greg

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Ratatoskr
Ratatoskr
@ratatoskr.bsky.social
2 weeks ago
Panel 1 Dust Puppy: The coast is clear, Greg. Let's go! Run for it! Panel 2 No dialogue Panel 3 Greg: Ummm. I could really use some "tech support" if you know what I mean. Dust Puppy: I could lend you my ski mask.

Panel 1 Dust Puppy: The coast is clear, Greg. Let's go! Run for it! Panel 2 No dialogue Panel 3 Greg: Ummm. I could really use some "tech support" if you know what I mean. Dust Puppy: I could lend you my ski mask.

#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Mar.20th1998

#DustPuppy #Greg

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Ratatoskr
Ratatoskr
@ratatoskr.bsky.social
2 weeks ago
Panel 1 Greg: There's the front door. Now what? Dust Puppy: We sneak out. Then it's only an eleven mile walk home. Panel 2 No dialogue Panel 3 Greg: You want me to walk eleven miles in a hospital gown?! Dust Puppy: That or the helicopter. Trust me, you do NOT want to climb that rope with what you're wearing.

Panel 1 Greg: There's the front door. Now what? Dust Puppy: We sneak out. Then it's only an eleven mile walk home. Panel 2 No dialogue Panel 3 Greg: You want me to walk eleven miles in a hospital gown?! Dust Puppy: That or the helicopter. Trust me, you do NOT want to climb that rope with what you're wearing.

#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Mar.19th1998

#DustPuppy #Greg

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Ratatoskr
Ratatoskr
@ratatoskr.bsky.social
3 weeks ago
Panel 1 Dust Puppy: Psst. Greg! Wake up! Panel 2 Greg: Snnnzzz...huh?! Dust Puppy? Is it really you? Dust Puppy: Yes. Erwin took over the centre's security system. We're here to get you out. Panel 3 Greg: Why are you wearing a ski mask, and why is your head shaped funny? Dust Puppy: It's a long story. Can we just go?

Panel 1 Dust Puppy: Psst. Greg! Wake up! Panel 2 Greg: Snnnzzz...huh?! Dust Puppy? Is it really you? Dust Puppy: Yes. Erwin took over the centre's security system. We're here to get you out. Panel 3 Greg: Why are you wearing a ski mask, and why is your head shaped funny? Dust Puppy: It's a long story. Can we just go?

#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Mar.18th1998

#DustPuppy #Greg

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Ratatoskr
Ratatoskr
@ratatoskr.bsky.social
3 weeks ago
Panel 1 Psychiatrist: All right Greg. We're going to try word association today. I say a word and you reply with the first thing that you think of. Greg: Okay. Panel 2 Psychiatrist: Fruit. Greg: Minesweeper. Psychiatrist: Water. Greg: Minesweeper. Psychiatrist: Plywood. Greg: Minesweeper. Psychiatrist: Bikini. Greg: Minesweeper. Panel 3 Psychiatrist: General Protection Fault. Greg: That never happens! It CAN'T happen! Especially while I'm playing!!

Panel 1 Psychiatrist: All right Greg. We're going to try word association today. I say a word and you reply with the first thing that you think of. Greg: Okay. Panel 2 Psychiatrist: Fruit. Greg: Minesweeper. Psychiatrist: Water. Greg: Minesweeper. Psychiatrist: Plywood. Greg: Minesweeper. Psychiatrist: Bikini. Greg: Minesweeper. Panel 3 Psychiatrist: General Protection Fault. Greg: That never happens! It CAN'T happen! Especially while I'm playing!!

#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Mar.17th1998

#Greg #Psychiatrist

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Ratatoskr
Ratatoskr
@ratatoskr.bsky.social
3 weeks ago
Panel 1 Dr. Headfloss: Ah, you must be Greg. I am Dr. Headfloss, your indoctrinator for this session. Panel 2 Greg: Uh, you're a dentist. Dr. Headfloss: Why yes, yes I am. At least I was before I had my license lifted. Panel 3 Dr. Headfloss: I figured we'd give the Microsoft drill bit a try today. It doesn't work well, but we all use it anyways.

Panel 1 Dr. Headfloss: Ah, you must be Greg. I am Dr. Headfloss, your indoctrinator for this session. Panel 2 Greg: Uh, you're a dentist. Dr. Headfloss: Why yes, yes I am. At least I was before I had my license lifted. Panel 3 Dr. Headfloss: I figured we'd give the Microsoft drill bit a try today. It doesn't work well, but we all use it anyways.

#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Mar.16th1998

#DrHeadfloss #Greg

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Ratatoskr
Ratatoskr
@ratatoskr.bsky.social
3 weeks ago
Panel 1 Computer with text: USER FRIENDLY by Illiad Panel 2 Dust Puppy: You sure you know how to fly a helicopter Erwin? Panel 3 Erwin: Sure, it's kind of like an arcade game. Panel 4 Dust Puppy: Okay Erwin. Hold it right here, I think we're right above Greg's room. I'll rappel down and get him. Panel 5 Sound effect: WOOSH Panel 6 Dust Puppy (off panel): AAAAGH! Abort! Abort! Panel 7 AJ: Ye gods, what happened to him?! Erwin: Rope burn.

Panel 1 Computer with text: USER FRIENDLY by Illiad Panel 2 Dust Puppy: You sure you know how to fly a helicopter Erwin? Panel 3 Erwin: Sure, it's kind of like an arcade game. Panel 4 Dust Puppy: Okay Erwin. Hold it right here, I think we're right above Greg's room. I'll rappel down and get him. Panel 5 Sound effect: WOOSH Panel 6 Dust Puppy (off panel): AAAAGH! Abort! Abort! Panel 7 AJ: Ye gods, what happened to him?! Erwin: Rope burn.

#Colour #Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Mar.15th1998

#AJ #DustPuppy #Erwin

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Ratatoskr
Ratatoskr
@ratatoskr.bsky.social
3 weeks ago
Panel 1 Friendly Staff: So how's our most challenging patient doing? The Finest Staff: Not good. Panel 2 Friendly Staff: How come? The Finest Staff: We confined him to his room with no connectivity and no computer. Panel 3 Greg: Please, you have to let me log on! Just one piece of e-mail! I won't play Minesweeper! I promise! Don't you people care?!?! No one asked me where I want to go today!!!

Panel 1 Friendly Staff: So how's our most challenging patient doing? The Finest Staff: Not good. Panel 2 Friendly Staff: How come? The Finest Staff: We confined him to his room with no connectivity and no computer. Panel 3 Greg: Please, you have to let me log on! Just one piece of e-mail! I won't play Minesweeper! I promise! Don't you people care?!?! No one asked me where I want to go today!!!

#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Mar.14th1998

#FriendlyStaff #Greg #TheFinestStaff

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Ratatoskr
Ratatoskr
@ratatoskr.bsky.social
3 weeks ago
Panel 1 No dialogue Panel 2 No dialogue Panel 3 Friendly Staff: Playing Minesweeper again Greg? Greg: The icon was on the desktop. I couldn't help it!

Panel 1 No dialogue Panel 2 No dialogue Panel 3 Friendly Staff: Playing Minesweeper again Greg? Greg: The icon was on the desktop. I couldn't help it!

#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Mar.13th1998

#FriendlyStaff #Greg

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Ratatoskr
Ratatoskr
@ratatoskr.bsky.social
3 weeks ago
Panel 1 Erwin: I still think this is crazy. Dust Puppy: Relax. We'll be in and out in minutes. I just have to get this field pack on. Panel 2 Dust Puppy: YEEEARRRGH! Panel 3 Erwin: Guess you shouldn't have packed the thirty six-packs of Coke, huh. Dust Puppy: Like I had a choice. What else do I give Greg in an IV?

Panel 1 Erwin: I still think this is crazy. Dust Puppy: Relax. We'll be in and out in minutes. I just have to get this field pack on. Panel 2 Dust Puppy: YEEEARRRGH! Panel 3 Erwin: Guess you shouldn't have packed the thirty six-packs of Coke, huh. Dust Puppy: Like I had a choice. What else do I give Greg in an IV?

#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Mar.12th1998

#DustPuppy #Erwin

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Ratatoskr
Ratatoskr
@ratatoskr.bsky.social
4 weeks ago
Panel 1 Dust Puppy: Erwin, please pull up information on the USNavy SEALs. I need all the cool stuff on them you can find. Erwin: Searching. OK, found it. Panel 2 Dust Puppy: Okay, balaclava, military boots, load-bearing equipment, rapelling gear, rope, explosives, radio... Should be easy enough. Erwin: What are you doing? Panel 3 Dust Puppy: We're going to rescue Greg. Get us a helicopter. Erwin: We're going to WHAT?!?!

Panel 1 Dust Puppy: Erwin, please pull up information on the USNavy SEALs. I need all the cool stuff on them you can find. Erwin: Searching. OK, found it. Panel 2 Dust Puppy: Okay, balaclava, military boots, load-bearing equipment, rapelling gear, rope, explosives, radio... Should be easy enough. Erwin: What are you doing? Panel 3 Dust Puppy: We're going to rescue Greg. Get us a helicopter. Erwin: We're going to WHAT?!?!

#Comic #UserFriendly #By:Illiad #Mar.11th1998

#DustPuppy #Erwin

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