Barb the Barbarian may not be very bright, but she has high perception. She caught a sticky-fingered elf trying to pick her pocket. It was love at first sight for Barb. Astarion is less than thrilled.
Barb the Barbarian begins to drag her new husband back to camp.
As he's being dragged away, Astarion can't believe someone so dense got the better of him!
Barb is just so happy to have someone to love and give her beautiful babies.
Barb the Barbarian: "BEAUTIFUL ELF MAN TRY TO STEAL FROM BARB, BUT ONLY THING HE STEAL IS BARB HEART! YOU ARE BARB HUSBAND NOW! COME! WE GO TO CAMP AND YOU GIVE ME BEAUTIFUL BABIES!"
Astarion: "...shit."
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