9-frame cartoon, "Tom and the Dancing Bug" by Rubin Bolling. [excerpted due to word/character count]
Title: DEMENTIA DONNIE
FRAME 1: Chaotic scene - 2 people watch as Trump, in red bathrobe & yellow slippers, is holding a sledgehammer & has just made a big hole in the wall.
Person 1 : "MY GOD! DONNIE, WHAT'VE YOU DONE?"
DJT: "I'M BUILDING A BEAUTIFUL NEW *BALLROOM*...!"
FRAME 2:
Person 2: "DONNIE, THIS ISN'T *YOUR* HOME TO RE-MODEL!"
Trump: "IT'S GOING TO HAVE GOLD TOILETS!"
Person 3: "GOOD LORD, *RESTRAIN HIM!*"
FRAME 3:
P #2: "NEVER MIND... HE'S *SUN DOWNING*!"
P #3: "HE'S GETTING WORSE! GET THAT DEMENTIA TEST AGAIN."
P #1: "HE LOOKS ALMOST PEACEFUL..."
FRAME 4: 2 more people enter, one with a clipboard
Person 1 - in blue, the only person of color present, approaches Trump
DJT: "*YAAH!* GET THIS *ANIMAL* AWAY FROM ME!"
Man in yellow shirt, with clipboard: "HE'S AWAKE.
DONNIE, WE NEED YOU TO ANSWER SOME *QUESTIONS*."
DJT, looking at clipboard:
"THAT'S A LION. THAT'S THAT THING WITH THE HORN, AND A HORSE FOR AN AY-RAB... *THERE!* I ACED ANOTHER *I.Q. TEST*! I HAVE THE BEST GENES"
FRAME 6: 2nd person in blue (orderly?) is at the door, holding up in the air a slender man in white gown, with a mop in his hand.
"MR. ENGLEBERT WAS IN THE NORTH ANNEX *ATTACKING OTHER PATIENTS* WITH A *MOP!*
DJT: "YES, I SENT HIM THERE ON A SPECIAL OPERATION."
Man w/ mop: "MR. TRUMP, YOU ARE THE GREATEST MAN I EVER MET!"
FRAME 7- DJT stands up, man w/ mop let free
Man in blue: "WHY??"
DJT: "BECAUSE *THEY* WERE TWO WEEKS FROM ATTACKING *US*!
I COULD FEEL IT IN MY GUT!"
FRAME 8: (same 3)
Trump- eyes cross-eyed & hand in awkward position: "SO I TOLD WHATS-HIS-NAME HERE TO GO THERE AND..."
Man in blue: "HE'S *STROKING OUT* AGAIN!"
Mop man: "NO HE'S NOT! HE'S RESTING HIS LEFT SIDE!"
FRAME 9:
DJT: "I'M BACK! WHAT'S-YOUR-NAME, GET ME A DIET COKE....AND YOU- *LOW IQ LADY!* CHANGE MY DIAPER..."
9 - DJT "STROKING OUT". Insults Low IQ lady, asks for diaper change.
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