Latest posts tagged with #TheChocolateOracle on Bluesky
YOUR MICHIGAN WOLVERINES ARE THE NCAA 2026 MEN'S BASKETBALL NATIONAL CHAMPIONS!
][V][ #GoBlue!
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#MichiganWolverines
#NCAA2026MensBasketballNationalChampions
#TheChocolateOracle
(Music clips - We Are The Champions, Queen - The Victors, public domain, fair use)
HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY!
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#AprilFoolsDay
#MamasFamily
#LemonSpongeCake
#Humor
@ChocolateOracle
#TheChocolateOracle
Bad news for you.
We DO have the Epstein files.
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#Viral2026 #Trending #MAGA #Politics
#NoKings
#Epstein
#DonaldJtRump
#Heaven
#GoldenGates
#StPeter
#FDT
#TheChocolateOracle
(Music - No Kings In America - Blue Patriot, public domain, fair use)
PHOENIX SKIPS SPRING
On the first technical day of Spring, Phoenix goes directly to Summer with record breaking 100 degree temperatures.
Even the dog is melting.
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#Viral2026
#Weather
#Spring
#Heat
#TheChocolateOracle
Music - The Heat Is On, Glenn Frey, public domain, fair use
If you could say only five words or less to this 34 time convicted felon, what would you say?
#ConvictedFelon
#Epstein
#Iran
#Gas
#DonaldJtRump
@Followers @POTUS @Whitehouse
#Viral2026
#Immigration
#TheChocolateOracle
(Music- Rise Up - Protyus A Gendher, public domain, fair use)
The War In Iran Is Not Working. They're Still Talking About Epstein.
#Iran
#War
#Epstein
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#Viral2026 #Trending #ForYou #FYP #Resist #MAGA #Politics #NoKings
#DonaldJtRump
#TrumpsAmerica
#FDT
@ChocolateOracle #TheChocolateOracle
TRUMP FIRES DHS SECRETARY KRISTI NOEM
#KristiNoem
#DHS
#Fired
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#DonaldJtRump
#TrumpsAmerica
@ChocolateOracle
#TheChocolateOracle
(Voice AI Assisted)
EPIC FURY
BREAKING NEWS:
Trump Starts War With Iran.
3 American Soldiers Killed, 5 Injured.
We now return you to regularly scheduled programming: The Epstein Files.
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#Viral2026 #Trending #ForYou #FYP
#EpicFury
#Iran
#War
#Epstein
#FDT
#TheChocolateOracle
Give Yourself Time
Please be patient with me. God is not through with me yet.
~ The Chocolate Oracle
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#Viral2026 #Trending
#Time
#Patience
#TheChocolateOracle
(Music based on Albertina Walker - Please Be Patient With Me, public domain, fair use)
THE COVERUP
MISSING
FBI EPSTEIN
302's
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#Viral2026 #Trending #ForYou #FYP #Resist #MAGA #Politics #NoKings
#Epstein
#DOJ
#CoverUp
#DonaldJtRump
#TrumpsAmerica
#WeAreBetterThanThat
#FDT
@ChocolateOracle
#TheChocolateOracle
DIVINE INDIGESTION
Every Time tRump Tells A Lie, An Angel Loses Its Lunch
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#Viral2026 #Trending #NoKings
#Lies
#Angel
#Lunch
#DonaldJtRump
#FDT
@ChocolateOracle
#TheChocolateOracle
(Music - Joe Nester - Come Out, public domain, fair use)
Let's Start The Day Off Right With A Smile And The Obligatory Cat Dance Video!
Have A Great Day Everyone!
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#Viral2026 #Trending #ForYou #FYP
#CatDance
@ChocolateOracle
#TheChocolateOracle
(Music clips - Chubby Checkers - Twist Again, public domain, fair use)
Pam Bondi
The Dow Is Over 50,000
Laughing Stock
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#Viral2026 #Trending #ForYou #FYP #Resist #MAGA #Politics #NoKings
#PamBondi
#Dow
#LaughingStock
#DonaldJtRump
#TrumpsAmerica
#FDT
@ChocolateOracle
#TheChocolateOracle
BALLS
Epstein survivors have more BALLS than ALL Republicans in Congress.
~ The Chocolate Oracle
@Followers @POTUS
#Viral2026 #Trending
#Epstein
#Survivors
#Balls
#Courage
#DonaldJtRump
#Republicans
#CoverUp
#FDT
#TheChocolateOracle
Music-Louder Than The Liars-Outlaw Gospel, public domain, fair use
4 Things In Which Rational Adults Stopped Believing:
1. Santa Claus
2. The Tooth Fairy
3. The Easter Bunny
4. Donald tRump
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#Viral #Trending #ForYou #FYP #Resist #MAGA #NoKings
#Beliefs
#FDT
@ChocolateOracle
#TheChocolateOracle
PROJECT 2026 PERPETUATED
From Jim Crow to James Crow, Jr. to James Crow, III
The white supremacists' war on women, woke & DEI.
RESIST!
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#Viral #Trending #Resist
#Project2026
#JimCrow
#FDT
#TheChocolateOracle
(Music - Justice Is Coming - Eye of the Storm, public domain, fair use)
Throwback Thursday
Classic Commercial
Brylcreem, A little dab will do ya!
I think he looks better with dry hair. 😀
Are you using Brylcreem?
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#Viral #Trending #ForYou #FYP
#Brylcreem
#TBT
#ThrowbackThursday
@ChocolateOracle
#TheChocolateOracle
GOOD MORNING!
IT'S TOO DAMN EARLY FOR DA BULLSHIT
Not today Satan, not today.
(Music - No Bullshit - Gerry Dead, public domain, fair use)
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#Viral #Trending #ForYou #FYP
#GoodMorning
#BullShit
@ChocolateOracle
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MELANIA 2 THE SEQUEL
More Twenty Days To History
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#Viral #Trending #ForYou #FYP #Resist #MAGA #Politics #NoKings
#FLOTUS
#MELANIA
#TrumpsAmerica
#WeAreBetterThanThat
#FDT
@ChocolateOracle
#TheChocolateOracle
HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH
What tRump REALLY thinks of Blacks & Black History Month
(AI assisted political protected speech parody)
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#Viral #Trending #FYP #MAGA #NoKings
#February
#BlackHistoryMonth
#ICE
#DHS
#DonaldJtRump
#FDT
#TheChocolateOracle
A New Film
MELANIA
The true story about how a Slovenian whore became the First Lady
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#Viral #Trending #ForYou #FYP #Resist #MAGA #Politics #NoKings
#FLOTUS
#MELANIA
#TrumpsAmerica
#WeAreBetterThanThat
#FDT
@ChocolateOracle
#TheChocolateOracle
TIME Magazine named the University of Michigan the top public university in the US
See here:
share.google/aimode/HCGZj...
record.umich.edu/articles/u-m...
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#UniversityOfMichigan
#LeadersAndBest
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Music-The Victors, public domain, fair use
"Whatever you do to the least of them, you do to me."
- Matthew 25:40
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#Viral #Trending #ForYou #FYP #Resist #MAGA #Politics #NoKings
#Bible
#Immigration
#ICE
#DHS
#Jesus
#DonaldJtRump
#TrumpsAmerica
#FDT
#TheChocolateOracle
SHARING IS CARING
Noble Peace Prize Winner Maria Corina Machado Chats With Little Boy
Political Parody AI assisted
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#Viral #Trending #MAGA #NoKings
#Machado
#NobelPeacePrize
#Sharing
#DonaldJtRump
#TrumpsAmerica
#FDT
#TheChocolateOracle
THE WICKED *ITCH
If you don't do what we want we will shoot and kill you. Ask my dog ... and Renee Good.
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#Viral #Trending #ForYou #FYP
#KristiNoem
#ReneeGood
#ICE
#DHS
#TrumpsAmerica
#WeAreBetterThanThat
#Inspiration
@ChocolateOracle #TheChocolateOracle
Today I'm Doing Nothing Because I Started Doing Nothing Yesterday And I Wasn't Finished!
HAPPY NEW YEAR !
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#Viral #Trending #ForYou #FYP
#HappyNewYear
#Motivation
#Inspiration
@ChocolateOracle
#TheChocolateOracle
WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
Test Your Moral Fiber
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#Viral #Trending #ForYou #FYP #Resist #MAGA #Politics #NoKings
#MoralityTest
#DonaldJtRump
#FDT
@ChocolateOracle
#TheChocolateOracle
(political parody, AI assisted)
Make Africa Great Again
(political parody, AI assisted)
FACT: More Muslims are killed by terrorists in Nigeria than Christians
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#Trending
#Nigeria
#Christians
#Muslims
#DonaldJtRump
@ChocolateOracle
#TheChocolateOracle
tRump Speech After Editing Out All Of His Lies
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#Viral #Trending #ForYou #FYP #Resist #MAGA #Politics #NoKings
#DonaldJtRump
#Lies
#Liar
#TrumpsAmerica
#WeAreBetterThanThat
#FDT
@ChocolateOracle
#TheChocolateOracle
THANKSGIVING
Ain't Checked On Me All Year And Now Need Me To Cook For Thanksgiving? ...
I Ain't Cooking Nothing!
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#Viral #Trending #ForYou #FYP
#Thanksgiving
#Dinner
@ChocolateOracle
#TheChocolateOracle
(Music - We Gather Together, in public domain, fair use)
