Latest posts tagged with #showerthoughts on Bluesky
Why do lesbians look so much prettier than straight girls?? Like, is there a straight debuff that makes non-gay individuals dress and look mediocre? Does being into the same gender remove that debuff??
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Animals don't wear clothes. Some animals are covered in hair. That means that their bodies are "[shameful]" when their hair falls out or is shaved by people. Does it mean they notice or care? Probably not, unless it affects mating season.
#showerthoughts #NoSleep
Sometimes profound, sometimes silly, often unique. We all have them. Shower Thoughts Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Good morning everyone.
Sometimes profound, sometimes silly, often unique.
We all have them.
#ShowerThoughts
Whenever you’re standing waiting for the bus, you’re just cycling through your idle animations like an NPC
#showerthoughts
Sometimes profound, sometimes silly, often unique, we all have them. Shower Thoughts Fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing.
Good morning everyone.
Sometimes profound, sometimes silly, often unique.
We all have them.
#ShowerThoughts
You matter ✅
You're here for a reason ✅
Find that reason ✅
Do your bit...❔
What if 'my reason' is to make people smile, but everyone just keeps turning away. 🥺
Then what? 🧐
#actorslife #art #showerthoughts #wronglife
#thoughtoftheday
#actuallyautistic
An insinkerator, but for the shower drain. #ShowerThoughts #HairClogs
Chronic laziness. Solution: Robotic Chair That Firmly Kicks Your Ass When You Rise. You'll walk for a year without remembering the chair's name.
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#LazyMotivationAlert #showerThoughts
Why are there so many indecisive gays, I can't decide if I'm asking for a friend or not.
#showerthoughts
Fart Powered Pool Raft. The meaninglessness of human endeavors is now literally propelled by flatulence. $199.99
#SoulCushioningTurbulence #showerThoughts
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Thoughts💨💨 Do Fish See Water?
#highthoughts #curious #showerthoughts #funny
Funny how all the Trump Christians are celebrating a man they've helped kill 14 times so far this year alone.
#Christian #Christianity #Easter #Hypocricy #StopKillingJesusForFuckSakeYouFascistFucks #AtheistThoughts #Showerthoughts #FuckReligion
#ShowerThoughts
Seeing #FurryConventions heavily pivot their Guest of Honor roster from fandom artists to social media influencers has me feeling all kinds of ways.
Like I'm watching the spaces we originally created for fun and community, coopted and repackaged into just another Monetizible […]
Techbros trying to force their AI diarrhoea down our throats probably struggle with the concept of consent.
#Showerthoughts
Honestly, pretty interesting and relatable way to explain religions and how they can get so fragmented #showerthoughts #religion #worldbuilding
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There's a particular body high that is 100% the best, most enjoyable time to take a shower.
#showerThoughts #ElevatedThoughts
I was curious as to whether the old manufacturer Grenadier used the English or French pronunciation of their name, but seeing as how they were based out of Pennsylvania, I'm assuming the former. But wouldn't it be fun if otherwise!
#miniatures #showerthoughts
Does getting plastic surgery count as trying to laminate your face card? #showerthoughts
BIBLICALLY ACCURATE GARLIC BREAD.
CHEESE'S CRUST SUPERSTAR.
#ShowerThoughts
When you suddenly become aware that someone has signed you and all these other folks up for ad hoc, global, intergenerational, interspecies systems improv. #ShowerThoughts
#proudblue #demvoice1 #riseup #resist #stopfascism #RemoveTheRegime
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Did Shitler *really* win ALL SEVEN swing states?
When it comes to coming up with weird #showerthoughts, the people who raise the bar exceptionally high are exceptionally high.
Why do they refer to it as Bowling when the sport involves no bowls in any regard? #showerthoughts #sorandom #justmondaythings #INEEDasyrupypawjobNOW #funny #justkidding #playing #laughing #havingfun #throwingup #screaming #blood
So like...
With Wicked, right, since the animals can talk, is everyone just vegan?
#ShowerThoughts
Big MacleVania: Ronald of Blood
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Donnybrook sounds like a stop on the West side of the Bloor line.
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Maybe we're all yetis with mild forms of alopecia.
#showerthoughts #yeti
