A cartoon panda named Patch sits in a dark, neon-lit
hacker den. He wears round glasses and a teal hoodie,
holds a card labeled ".md", and works at a purple laptop
branded "rotkeeper." Beside him glows a teal pile of
digital poop with a "www" orb on top — the output of
his Markdown-eating pipeline. A stitched patch mark sits
on his forehead. Vibes: cozy chaos, file system devotion.
meet Patch 🐼 bespectacled panda hacker!
Rotkeeper mascot: eats .md → poops sites. kills link rot.
Python: github.com/drawmeanelephant/Py-Rotkeeper
Bash: github.com/drawmeanelephant/rotkeeper
#Rotkeeper #StaticSite #Pandoc #IndieWeb