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Your Idiot-in-Chief
If he thought he had nothing to lose
when it came to the Strait of Hormuz,
he's opened a can
of worms that Iran
will now say he began. They're not fools.
As the last day of #Passover approaches, hubby Mark's been having Pasta Dreams:
My dear husband’s excitement is rising.
His mood’s leavened, which isn’t surprising.
Because Passover week
Is soon ending its streak:
Bread and pasta-decriminalizing.
#Poetry #Pesach #Limericks #Humor #LightVerse
There was a young man from nantucket
Wrote #poetry
#limericks are what he's remembered for though
A software firm held a dry run,
But the arms-tracking code wasn’t done.
It failed test after test,
Till the owner confessed:
“I’m too stressed to work under the gun.”
#vss365 #Arm #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #PoetryCommunity #Weapons
A chem-in-art term: hue-degrading;
Intent of the artist, evading.
The “fugitive pigment”
As putative figment,
With color scheme, speedily fading.
#NaPoWriMo #SciencePoetry #Limericks
#ChemistryInArt #FugitivePigment
Dear radio station, don’t pander;
Kindly program your music with candor.
Though I’d rather not #carp
And I hate to sound sharp,
Calling “country harp” classical’s slander.
#DailyHaikuPrompt #Carp #Music #ClassicalMusic #Limericks #Humor #Humour #Poetry #Poems #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems
All 9 Poems of the Week are here, on bots galore & carbon-based forms including spiders, sperm, and Pam Bondi
lightpoetrymagazine.com#potw
#TigerWoods #PamBondi #April #Spring #Rain #Putin #Russia #CherryTrees #Sperm #Spiders
#humor #comedy #satire #limericks #poetry #poetrycommunity #lightverse
Fresh carpet… bad decision (according to Fiona) 🐶
Apparently, removing all the smells is NOT appreciated.
Fiona’s adventures are now a coloring book on Amazon 🐾
www.amazon.com/dp/B0GVN8L5N...
Share to help more people find it ❤️
#dogs #doghumor #rescuedog #limericks
Today’s early-April notation:
A moment of chem-contemplation.
Past efforts, perennial,
Reach sesquicentennial,
In STEM-centered spring celebration!
#NaPoWriMo #SciencePoetry #Limericks
#AmericanChemicalSociety #ACS150
A baker was trying his #hand
At launching a rock and roll band.
He played the guitar,
And he hoped to go far.
But alas all his gig dates were panned.
#vss365 #Hand #Music #Musicians #Humor #Humour #LimerickSunday #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems #Writing
Fiona gave the egg hunt a shot…
Turns out she had notes 🐣😂
📚 Coloring book: www.amazon.com/dp/B0GVN8L5N...
#FionaTheRescueMutt #DogHumor #Limericks #FunnyDogs
Is Trump sick? That's the rumor...
The American people, sincere,
Are earnestly waiting to hear,
If Trump's silent state,
Will mean something great,
Like Minocqua chilling the beer.
#limericks #Trump @mbcbrews.bsky.social
Trump has thrown Bondi out on her duff.
(Running 'Justice' for Donald is rough.)
In his view, Bondi failed
Cuz his foes weren't nailed:
She did NOT corrupt 'Justice' enough!
#Trump #Bondi #DOJ #EpsteinFiles #Poetry #News #Limericks #MicroPoetry #Poems #Resist #USPOL #USPolitics #Politics #Justice
“Just around the block”
Fiona: understood
Rabbit: spotted
Walk: extended indefinitely 😄🐶
Coloring book is live—supports rescue dogs 🐾
www.amazon.com/dp/B0GVN8L5NZ
#Limericks #RescueDog #FunnyDogs
I guess guardian angels are fine.
I don’t know, cuz I’ve never met mine.
If I have one, it’s hiding—
No guarding, no guiding.
What I’m missing, I can not divine.
#Cassiopeian #Guardians #GuardianAngels #Angels #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems
The Table for chem settings formative
(With info, analyses normative),
Routine here oft frequents
In early-spring sequence:
Its hist’ry and themes tend exhortative!
#NaPoWriMo #Limericks #SciencePoetry
#PeriodicTableOfTheElements
What will you do, God, when I croak? I am your jug (when l am broke?) I am your ale (when I've gone flat?) Your daily stint, your feathered hat... You won't mean nuthin after that.
There was a young blade named Trout, who often got in but not out. He stuck in the sheath when he fucked underneath, and the stick was as tight turned about.
“Rilke” poem and a limerick. (The Tunnel by William Gass)
#poetry #limericks
What will you do, God, when I croak? I am your jug (when l am broke?) I am your ale (when I've gone flat?) Your daily stint, your feathered hat... You won't mean nuthin after that.
There was a young blade named Trout, who often got in but not out. He stuck in the sheath when he fucked underneath, and the stick was as tight turned about.
"Rilke" poem and a limerick. (The Tunnel by William Gass)
#poetry #limericks
I should write, but I've nothing to say;
Inspiration is #waning today.
My damn muse is a pill!
She won't help me until
I'm done filing my taxes. Oy Vey!
#DailyHaikuPrompt #Taxes #IRS #TaxReturns #Writing #Limerick #Limericks #Rhyme #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Verse #Poems
It's happened again, gals and guys,
By now it should be no surprise,
Noem, Bondi ejected,
Because, as expected,
Of Everything Trump Touches Dies.
#limericks
It's happened again, gals and guys,
By now it should be no surprise,
Noem, Bondi ejected,
Because, as expected,
Of Everything Trump Touches Dies.
#ETTD #Trump #Bondi #limericks
This poetic form ever-thrifty,
With rhyme scheme predictable-nifty,
Here yields jubilant frame
Via element’s name:
Tin-tinnabulation! Post fifty!
#FiftiethPost #Tin #AtomicNumber50
#NaPoWriMo #Limericks #SciencePoetry
An April routine starts anew, here;
Five lines and their rhyme scheme will do, here.
Eighth time at routine
Of the verse-science mien:
Thus, chem-themed “octet” to ensue, here.
#NaPoWriMo #EighthAttempt
#Limericks #SciencePoetry
What's my excuse for posting my #limerick? Today's the birthday of Johann Sebastian Bach:
“Your CD collection’s a joke,
And classical sucks,” yelled the bloke.
My discs couldn’t handle
This rampaging vandal:
Now all of my Bach sets are broke.
#JSBach #Bach #Humor #Humour #Limericks #Baroque #Poems
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#NoKings2026 #limericks
The whole notion of kings is absurd,
as that clown who was called George the Third
found out to his cost
— you won and he lost —
and it's time you gave this one the bird.
“You are moving too much. Please hold still,”
Said a seamstress while sewing a frill
On a dress that was drab
And would never be fab,
Though it WOULD #yield a fabulous bill.
#Haikufeels #Yield #Fashion #Money #LimerickSunday #Limerick #Limericks #Humor #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse #Poem
I’ve a #limerick notion — a #glimmer.
It is shimmering. Damn! Now it’s dimmer.
My poor brain’s filled with frost,
And my rhyme primer’s lost.
My slim odds of success have grown grimmer.
#HaikuChallenge #Glimmer #LimerickSunday #Limericks #Humor #Writing #Humour #Poetry #MicroPoetry #LightVerse
A fellow was planning to plant
Some fruit, but his wife said, “You can’t.
I hate to sound mean,
But your thumbs aren’t green;
Seems your nurturing talents are scant.”
#HaikuChallenge #Garden #SpringPlanting #Gardening #Fruit #Limerick #Limericks #Humor #Poetry #MicroPoetry #Poems #LightVerse
